When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit,
which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were [...]
George Carlin’s Views:
on Aging!
(Absolutely Brilliant)
Do you realize that the only time in our lives,
when we like to get old is when we’re kids?
If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging,
that you think in fractions.
“How old are you?” “I’m four and a half!”
You’re never thirty-six and a half.
You’re [...]
The word “toilet” can be used to refer to the fixture itself,
or to the room containing the fixture
Or make you stand..
A toilet is a plumbing fixture and disposal system
primarily intended for the disposal of the bodily wastes
There are two basic types of toilets:
the dry toilet, and the wet toilet!
Maar so [...]
Vrou se Gebed
Heer vergewe my, as ek soms teen die prikkels skop
as ek soms soos ‘n verwoede bul teen die tralies beur. Dat ek soms in magtelose woede en rebelsheid wil uitroep:
WAAROM EK?
Gee dat ek betyds sal onthou dat ek
my God nie mag
bevraagteken nie.
En Heer, wanneer haat in my opkom
teenoor diegene wat my verontreg…
laat my [...]
“Lemons”
Op ‘n dag sit ek so verlore by die huis soos ‘n katjie wat in die winter sy ma verloor het en bejammer myself iets gruweloosliks oor ek self nie seker wat nie..
My sus kom ruk my daar op om die dorp te gaan plat stap, en ek meen letterlik plat stap, [...]
Don’t talk to my parrot …
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
‘I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher,
leave the bill on the counter,
and I’ll mail you a cheque.’
Oh, by the way don’t [...]
Hoeveel kinders moet ons in vandag se lewe he?
ONSE ‘OU FAMILIE-PLASIE……WELKOM ALLE KINDERS!
In vervloe dae het jy jou rykdom in jou aantal nasate getel, maar vandag is dit ‘n perd van ‘n heel ander kleur.
Weg is die rugby spanne wat mekaar grootgemaak met, ou Sanna wat instaan as “ma” ………
Die jonges [...]
HOE OM JOU KATJIE N PILLETJIE TE GEE
n Kort handleiding in 15 stappe:
‘1. Plaas jou katjie in die buig van jou arm asof jy n klein baba vashou. Sit jou regter wysvinger en duim aan beide kant van sy snoetjie en oefen versigtig druk uit, terwyl jy die pil in [...]
Continue reading about AFR: Hoe om 'n klein katjie 'n pilletjie te gee….
This is an absolute CLASSIC! Only us South Africans will understand it! ENJOY!
Boere Computer Dictionary from South Africa
Monitor
Keeping an eye on the braai
Download
Get the firewood off the bakkie
Hard drive
Trip back home without any cold beer
Keyboard
Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys
Window
What you [...]
