ciskarene on October 20th, 2008

The word “toilet” can be used to refer to the fixture itself,
or to the room containing the fixture

Or make you stand..
A toilet is a plumbing fixture and disposal system

primarily intended for the disposal of the bodily wastes
There are two basic types of toilets:
the dry toilet, and the wet toilet!

Maar so [...]

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ciskarene on September 25th, 2008

Teenage pregnancy on the rise?
We live in a society where sex sells…
” it’s everywhere…” in music, advertising, the media.
It would be extremely difficult not to be affected by sex, given its accessibility in our culture. Couple that with basic sex education, a permissive society, lack of responsibility and an unwillingness to talk frankly about sex [...]

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ciskarene on September 10th, 2008

Don’t talk to my parrot …
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
‘I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher,
leave the bill on the counter,
and I’ll mail you a cheque.’
Oh, by the way don’t [...]

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ciskarene on September 3rd, 2008

Hoeveel kinders moet ons in vandag se lewe he?
ONSE ‘OU FAMILIE-PLASIE……WELKOM ALLE KINDERS!
In vervloe dae het jy jou rykdom in jou aantal nasate getel, maar vandag is dit ‘n perd van ‘n heel ander kleur.

Weg is die rugby spanne wat mekaar grootgemaak met, ou Sanna wat instaan as “ma” ………

Die jonges [...]

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ciskarene on September 2nd, 2008

HOE OM JOU KATJIE N PILLETJIE TE GEE
n Kort handleiding in 15 stappe:

‘1. Plaas jou katjie in die buig van jou arm asof jy n klein baba vashou. Sit jou regter wysvinger en duim aan beide kant van sy snoetjie en oefen versigtig druk uit, terwyl jy die pil in [...]

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ciskarene on August 31st, 2008

This is an absolute CLASSIC!  Only us South Africans will understand it!  ENJOY!
Boere Computer Dictionary from South Africa

Monitor

Keeping an eye on the braai

Download

Get the firewood off the bakkie

Hard drive

Trip back home without any cold beer

Keyboard

Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys

Window

What you [...]

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ciskarene on August 30th, 2008

This is Serious!
TAKE CARE!!!!!!!
This incident happened recently in North Texas .
A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans
of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On
Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the
Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday. …………….
The autopsy concluded she died of [...]

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ciskarene on August 18th, 2008

New legislation
The Choice on Termination of Pregnancy Act of 1996The Choice on Termination of Pregnancy Act was passed to recognise women’s reproductive health rights and prevent the sometimes fatal consequences of illegal backstreet abortions.The Act says a woman who wishes to may terminate a pregnancy in the first 12 weeks. From week 13 to week [...]

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ciskarene on August 18th, 2008

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CHILDREN’S  RIGHTS
Why protect children’s rights?
The inclusion in the Bill of Rights of a special section on the rights of the child was an important development for South African children, most of whom had suffered under apartheid for many years. Some had been detained without trial, tortured and assaulted; many [...]

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